Saturday, August 11, 2007

HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD

Its official, HOLLYWOOD is dead. Oh wait, DISTURBIA came out on DVD this week. Please!!! SHIA LEBUST is already tired? Is that all 5 studios can come up with? I know I know, revenue is up. But give me a break. The only thing to look foeward to is ROB ZOMBIEs HALLOWEEN tracing? And more lame Werewolf movies? Comic books?

Ok, so Torture is dead. The Asians did it Better anyway. Psychological thrillers are dead. BRIAN KEENE has a movie coming out, but his stuff is just more derivitive fan-boy tracing at best. Eli Roth is doing Cell? Which is derivitive of Keene's THE RISING and CITY OF THE DEAD, which is derivitive of DAWN OF THE DEAD, which Romero is yet yawning out another tracing.

Is anybody making anything worth looking at? Anybody? Dont email me and say THE HOST. And forget the ASYLUM stuff, they took 8 steps backwards in 2007. FANGORIA is still way overpriced, Hollywood sucks, and Im sitting here with DISTURBIA and a bottle of good Scotch. Give me some godamn good horror movies already!